The Disco Witches Archive

Look at you, stumbling in here like a 17 year old tenured Yale professor tripping her way into a tall, handsome vampire.

Whether you’re waiting around for Season 2 to start or have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about but enjoyed the Grey recaps from 500 years ago, welcome.

Let’s discover some witches together.

New posts every Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

Introduction Post

Recap 1: Diana Bishop is not a Mary Sue

Recap 2: Diana needs to think about her whole life

Recap 3: All hell breaks loose (it doesn’t)

Recap 4: Finally, some hot vampire action

Recap 5: Introducing a very original vampire

Recap 6: God’s favorite garden

Recap 7: A Spy and a sex kitten

Recap 8: Diana pretends not to be horny