Disco Witches Recap 8: Diana pretends not to be horny, and we forgive her for it

After that short interruption, we're back in Diana's head and we pick up quite literally where we left off: Four hours later I woke up on top of the duvet, clutching the phone. - p. 30 I don't remember her passing out mid-conversation, but let's go with it. Diana looks at the clock and realizes … Continue reading Disco Witches Recap 8: Diana pretends not to be horny, and we forgive her for it

Disco Witches Recap 7: Matthew Clairmont is equal parts spy and sex kitten

Once upon a time, Stephanie Meyer had planned to rewrite Twilight from Edward's point of view (working title: Midnight Sun). But then someone leaked an early draft online, she got mad and scrapped the whole idea. Later, when Meyer was about to revive it, EL James came out with her Grey series (50 Shades from … Continue reading Disco Witches Recap 7: Matthew Clairmont is equal parts spy and sex kitten

Disco Witches Recap 5: Introducing Matthew Clairmont, a very original vampire

So here we are. On the verge of a plot. Diana has just encountered a vampire lurking in the library. She's turned to face him. She's mentally reviewed about 5000 random facts and details about her life, but now she's ready to describe something actually happening in front of her. This one was tall--well over … Continue reading Disco Witches Recap 5: Introducing Matthew Clairmont, a very original vampire

Disco Witches Recap 1: Diana Bishop is in no way a Mary Sue and how dare you suggest it

I'm never 100% sure how to start my recaps. Basically, these books are terrible but the opening is mostly... fine. I'll try to guide you quickly through the majority of this chapter, taking time to pause on the truly ridiculous elements. But hopefully you'll glean some concept of the overall plot and characters as we … Continue reading Disco Witches Recap 1: Diana Bishop is in no way a Mary Sue and how dare you suggest it