The Empty Hearse: Equal Parts Love Letter and Restraining Order

When Sherlock busted through a glass window on Wednesday night, said window might as well have been laser etched with the words "THE FOURTH WALL!" written in comic sans. Because folks: that was some bullshit. Let me put all of my cards on the table here before I really get into it: I hate on-screen, … Continue reading The Empty Hearse: Equal Parts Love Letter and Restraining Order

5 Actors I’d Rather See As Dream Than Joseph Gordon-Levitt

1. Tom Hiddleston While the actual Tom Hiddleston is tanned, blonde and somewhat buff, Movie Tom Hiddleston is pale, frail and knows how to wear a black wig. Perfect. 2. Ben Whishaw Very talented, and has played creepy and slightly sociopathic before, in Perfume. Also pale, frail and dark-haired. 3. Sacha Baron Cohen A surprisingly … Continue reading 5 Actors I’d Rather See As Dream Than Joseph Gordon-Levitt